Captain's Blog, Stardate 072024.24: Why Deadpool Loves Tacos: An Insight into the Merc with a Mouth’s Favorite Snack
Bea Arthur's Legacy
Watch for subtle nods to Bea Arthur in 'Deadpool 3,' a continuation of Deadpool's comic book adoration for the actress, possibly through themed weapons or apparel.Introduction
Hey there, beautiful readers! It’s your friendly neighborhood Deadpool here. Now, let’s cut to the chase: why am I so obsessed with tacos? Well, why is the sky blue? Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Some questions are eternal, but since you’re dying to know (and I’m contractually obligated to tell you—thanks, MFB), let’s taco ‘bout why these little circles of joy are the loves of my life. Oh, and stick around for deets on the wildest MARVEL COSPLAY PARTY this side of the multiverse!
Tacos are Like Chimichangas’ Cooler Cousins
Wolverine’s Yellow Suit
Fans of the classic comics might get a glimpse or a reference to Wolverine's iconic yellow suit in 'Deadpool 3,' a long-awaited nod to his original X-Men attire.First off, tacos are basically chimichangas’ cooler, less committed cousins. They’re both deliciously Mexican, insanely customizable, and perfect for eating on the go during my many, ahem, “business trips.” But tacos? They don’t need to be deep-fried to find their identity. They’re cool just being themselves. And that’s a lesson we could all learn, right?
Tacos Are Social Butterflies
Second, tacos are the life of the party—just like yours truly. They come in a variety of flavors and fillings, making them perfect for any gathering, especially cosplay parties at the MFB. Dress 'em up, dress 'em down, make 'em spicy or keep 'em mild. Tacos fit in anywhere, from fancy fiestas to the dive bars of Hell’s Kitchen.
Tacos Never Judge
Most importantly, tacos never judge. Had a bad day? Tacos. Need to impress someone quickly? Tacos. Trying to eat your feelings because your best frenemy Logan got all the attention again? Tacos, baby. They’re always there for you, no questions asked, no judgments passed.
Hello Kitty Backpack
Deadpool's quirky love for Hello Kitty might make another cameo in 'Deadpool 3,' possibly through his humorous choice of a Hello Kitty backpack amid chaos.Conclusion
So, now you know why I, Deadpool, am head over heels for these tasty tortilla treasures. Speaking of head over heels, don’t forget about our DEADPOOL and WOLVERINE: MARVEL COSPLAY PARTY on SATURDAY, JULY 27 at MFB! Come dressed as me (because, let’s face it, who’s cooler than me?), Wolverine, or any Marvel character you fancy. Get ready for a night of maximum effort, unlimited tacos (maybe), and epic fun. See you there, and remember—cosplay or not, let’s fandom!
Call to Action
Grab your katanas, your masks, and maybe a taco or two, and swing by MFB. Doors open at 7 PM, party starts at 8 PM. No cover, just love (and tacos). Be there or be a rhombus!
