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A Beginner’s Guide to Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss

Welcome to the underworld, you delicious little sinner. If you’re here, chances are you’ve either already sold your soul to Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, or you’re about to. Either way, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re diving headfirst into Hell, and trust us—you’re gonna love it here.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens to the truly wicked when they die, Hazbin Hotel has your answer: bureaucracy. Yep. Hell is not all fire and brimstone—it’s a fully-functioning, morally bankrupt, absolutely chaotic society where demons have day jobs, mobsters run strip clubs, and a very enthusiastic demon princess is trying to rehabilitate sinners with the power of optimism, jazz, and sheer force of will.

Oh, and there’s a radio demon who can and will ruin your entire afterlife with a smile, a drug-addicted spider who might flirt with your drink, and an adorable imp-run assassination agency just waiting for the opportunity to take you out… for a reasonable price, of course.

So if you’re into dark humor, over-the-top musical numbers, and some of the best damn animation you’ve seen since old-school Disney decided to sell its soul to CGI, then congrats—you just found your new obsession.

And lucky for you, we’ve got the perfect way to experience it in real life.

On Saturday, March 1st, we’re bringing Hell straight to Millennium FANDOM BAR with our third Hazbin Hotel Party! That means sexy, scary, sinfully good cosplay, themed drinks, music, and a room full of demons, devils, and degenerates who are just as obsessed as you are.

No cover. No consequences. Just a helluva good time.

Before you step through the gates, let’s get you properly initiated. What exactly is Hazbin Hotel? Who are these unhinged characters? And why is this the best damn adult animation out right now?

Let’s dive in. 😈🔥

🚀 From YouTube Pilot to Amazon Prime Sensation

This wild ride started as an independent YouTube pilot in 2019, created by animation powerhouse Vivienne “Vivziepop” Medrano. Within days, it blew up—millions of views, an unstoppable fanbase, and an instant cult following.

Fast forward to 2024, and the long-awaited full season dropped on Amazon Prime, taking the show from underground indie hit to mainstream sensation. Bigger budget, insane voice cast, more music, even more chaos.

And now, it's our turn to bring that chaos to life—because Millennium FANDOM BAR is throwing the ultimate Hazbin Hotel party on March 1st, and you’re invited.

Before we get into that, let’s talk about the real reason Hazbin fans are obsessed: the characters.

💀 Who Are the Key Characters You NEED to Know?

Alright, sinner, time to meet the chaotic cast that makes Hazbin Hotel what it is—a gloriously twisted, morally dubious, and wildly entertaining fever dream.

These aren’t your typical heroes. Hell, they’re not even good people. But that’s what makes them so damn fun.

👑 Charlie Morningstar – The Optimistic Princess of Hell

The main character. The princess of Hell. The one demon who actually believes in redemption (bless her naive little heart).

Charlie is Lucifer and Lilith’s daughter, which technically makes her royalty, but instead of embracing the whole “ruling Hell” thing, she decides to open a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Because why not?

Personality: Think Disney princess, but with a 1920s flapper aesthetic and a dangerously high caffeine intake.
Why Fans Love Her: She’s adorably out of her depth, but her relentless hope is kind of inspiring.
Why Fans Laugh at Her: Sweetie, it’s Hell. Nobody wants to be saved.

⚔️ Vaggie – The Badass Girlfriend (and Voice of Reason)

Vaggie is Charlie’s right-hand woman, hotel manager, and the only person keeping this whole mess from burning to the ground (metaphorically speaking, at least).

Personality: Short-tempered, protective, and done with everyone’s BS.
Weapon of Choice: A giant spear—because sometimes words just aren’t enough.
Why Fans Love Her: She’s the only sane person in the room.
Why Fans Relate to Her: Every group needs a friend who sighs and asks, “Why are we like this?” That’s Vaggie.

Angel Dust’s Original Design

Angel Dust, the sassy, six-legged spider we all love, wasn’t always meant to be a spider. Early concept art shows **Vivziepop originally designed him as a snake demon**—but his chaotic energy and *extra* attitude felt more fitting with a **multi-limbed, mischievous mess** instead.

🕷️ Angel Dust – The Spicy, Sassy, Sinning Spider

Let’s get one thing straight: Angel Dust is NOT here to be rehabilitated.

This drug-addicted, wise-cracking, flirtatious pink spider is technically the first resident of the Hazbin Hotel, but only because he needed a free place to crash. He’s got no intention of cleaning up his act, but he is here to cause chaos—and look fabulous while doing it.

Personality: Horny. Unapologetic. A walking disaster. (And we love him for it.)
Why Fans Love Him: He’s hilarious, dramatic, and somehow still weirdly wholesome.
Why He’s a Fan Favorite: The voice acting. The sass. The one-liners. Absolute icon.

The Voice of a Killer

Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon, isn’t just inspired by 1920s radio hosts—his name and eerie smile might be a nod to real-life **serial killers of the era**, like H.H. Holmes and Albert Fish, who were both known for their charming facades… and horrifying crimes.

📻 Alastor (The Radio Demon) – Smiling Nightmare Fuel

If the devil had a podcast, it would be Alastor.

Also known as the Radio Demon, this grinning menace broadcasts his voice through old-timey radio static while casually destroying anyone who gets in his way. He’s charming, powerful, and disturbingly polite for someone who can and will murder you for entertainment.

Personality: Smiles? Yes. Mercy? No.
Why Fans Love Him: A perfect blend of charisma and pure evil.
Why You Should Be Concerned: He’s helping Charlie… for fun. That’s never good.

🐱 Husk – The Bartender Who Hates His Job

Husk is a grumpy, alcoholic cat demon who only works at the Hazbin Hotel because Alastor made him. (Same, buddy.)

Personality: Drunk. Sarcastic. Over it.
Why Fans Love Him: He embodies the spirit of every bartender who’s ever had to deal with drunk customers.
Why He’s Relatable: “I work here now? Ugh, fine.”

🌪️ Niffty – The Tiny Gremlin of Pure Chaos

Niffty is a fast-talking, hyperactive maid demon with big 1950s energy and an alarming enthusiasm for knives.

Personality: Excited. Deadly. Probably hiding a body.
Why Fans Love Her: She’s adorable… and also terrifying.
Why You Should Lock Your Doors: She’s always watching.

🐍 Sir Pentious – Discount Supervillain Extraordinaire

If Dr. Doofenshmirtz was a steampunk snake, you’d get Sir Pentious.

Personality: Over-the-top. Loves monologuing. Constantly failing.
Why Fans Love Him: He tries so hard. And fails so hard.
Why He’s Meme Material: His evil laugh game is STRONG.

😈 Lucifer & Lilith – The Parents

Charlie’s mom and dad are actual Hell royalty, but we haven’t seen much of them in the show yet. All we know is:

Lucifer is probably laughing at Charlie’s doomed hotel idea.
Lilith is MIA, and we all want answers.

💀 And That’s Just the Beginning…

Hazbin Hotel is stacked with unforgettable demons, each more unhinged than the last.

And guess what? You’re about to meet them in real life.

😈 What is Helluva Boss? (And How Is It Different?)

So, you love the chaos of Hazbin Hotel, but what if we cranked up the violence, debauchery, and deeply questionable decision-making to eleven? Welcome to Helluva Boss, the unhinged younger sibling of Hazbin—same universe, but with more blood, more demons, and a lot more therapy-worthy moments.

Instead of redemption and jazz hands, Helluva Boss is about murder, dysfunctional relationships, and a group of imps running an assassination business out of a shoddy office. Think The Office, but if Dunder Mifflin sold contract kills instead of paper.

And we mean that literally.

These demons have a portal to Earth, which they use to murder people on behalf of clients in Hell. (Because sometimes revenge just can’t wait.)

So while Hazbin Hotel is busy trying to rehabilitate sinners, Helluva Boss is out here saying, “Nah, let’s just kill them instead.”

🚀 Why Helluva Boss Took Off Like a Rocket (and Never Looked Back)

While Hazbin Hotel took years to land a full series on Amazon Prime, Helluva Boss went straight to YouTube and thrived.
Launched in late 2020, it became Vivziepop’s passion project, dropping fully-produced, studio-quality episodes for free—and racking up millions of views per episode.
Darker humor, messier relationships, and pure, unfiltered chaos made it an instant fan favorite.

And let’s be honest: Some of us just like watching shady little demons commit crimes.

Helluva Boss's Disney-ish Easter Egg

The mansion in *Helluva Boss Episode 2*—where I.M.P. is hired to assassinate a snooty rich human—bears an uncanny resemblance to **Toontown from *Who Framed Roger Rabbit?*** Coincidence? Or did Blitzø’s crew stumble into a very different kind of animation studio?

💥 Meet the I.M.P. Crew – Your Favorite Murder Gremlins

The main cast of Helluva Boss is I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals)—a team of barely functioning assassins who kill people for a modest fee.

🔫 Blitzø (The “O” is Silent) – CEO of Mayhem

The questionable leader of I.M.P. Blitzø (pronounced “Blitz”) is loud, chaotic, and one bad decision away from getting everyone killed.

Personality: Unhinged, wildly inappropriate, somehow still lovable.
Why Fans Love Him: A perfect blend of boss-from-hell and emotionally broken mess.
Why He’s a Walking Disaster: Cannot resist insulting clients, coworkers, or literally anyone within range.

🎶 Moxxie & Millie – The Murder Couple

Moxxie and Millie are married assassins and the closest thing to a “healthy” relationship in Hell.

Moxxie:

Personality: Sarcastic, anxious, gets bullied by Blitz a lot.
Weapon of Choice: Big brain, bigger guns.
Why Fans Love Him: King of “why are we like this?” energy.

Millie:

Personality: Sweet but violent. Will absolutely stab you with a smile.
Weapon of Choice: Whatever gets the job done.
Why Fans Love Her: She’s supportive, loving, and will break your spine if necessary.

Loona’s Name is a Deep Cut

Loona, the sharp-tongued hellhound from *Helluva Boss*, shares her name with **Luna**, the Roman goddess of the moon. This fits perfectly with her **wolf-like nature**, but let’s be real—Loona would absolutely **roll her eyes at this factoid.**

🐺 Loona – The Hellhound Receptionist Who Hates You

Loona is the goth receptionist from Hell. Literally.

Personality: Hates people, hates her job, hates existence.
Why Fans Love Her: She’s the ultimate goth gremlin with major "I’d rather die than be here" energy.
Why You Should Fear Her: She will bite.

🦉 Stolas – The Royal Sugar Daddy (Who Also Loves Astrology)

Stolas is a high-ranking demon prince who… let’s just say… has a “thing” for Blitz.

Personality: Flirty, dramatic, and deeply invested in celestial charts.
Why Fans Love Him: A powerful overlord who’s also a total simp.
Why He’s a Problem: Literally funds the murder business just to spend time with Blitz.

🎭 Why You Need to Watch Helluva Boss (If You Haven’t Already)

It’s free on YouTube.
The voice acting is INSANE—featuring actors like Richard Horvitz (Invader Zim) and Norman Reedus (The Walking Dead).
The fights, the music, the emotional damage—it’s all top-tier.
Because at Millennium FANDOM BAR’s Hazbin Hotel Party, you’re going to be surrounded by people who LOVE IT.

🎶 Why Hazbin Hotel is Unlike Anything Else (The Music, The Fandom, & More)

Alright, let’s be real for a second. There’s a reason Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss hit harder than your last questionable life decision.

It’s not just the killer animation or the fact that the characters have more personality than most humans—it’s because this series is LOUD, BOLD, and BUILT DIFFERENT.

Let’s break it down.

The Hazbin Cast Has Some Serious Pipes

Many Hazbin Hotel voice actors have serious **Broadway credentials**. Alex Brightman (Sir Pentious) played **Beetlejuice** in the hit musical, while Keith David (Husk) is the legendary voice behind **Dr. Facilier** in *The Princess and the Frog.* No wonder the songs slap.

🎵 The Music: Broadway-Worthy Bangers in Hell

Most adult animation goes for crude humor, over-the-top violence, and existential dread. Hazbin Hotel said, “That’s cute. Now hold my mic.”

This show doesn’t just have music—it has full-blown Broadway-style numbers that will take up permanent residence in your brain.

🔥 Need proof? Try listening to:

"Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow" (Charlie’s Disney-princess-on-speed anthem)
"I’m Always Chasing Rainbows" (Angel Dust making your heart hurt)
"Happy Day in Hell" (Sinisterly wholesome, just like the show)

And if you think the Prime Video version wasn’t going to up the ante, you’ve got another thing coming. Every episode brings more music, more feels, and more reasons to scream into the void.

It’s Disney if Disney went through a goth phase and never looked back.

👹 The Fandom: A Hellish Wonderland of Creativity

If you’ve spent more than five minutes on the internet, you already know: Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss have one of the most dedicated, talented, and unhinged fandoms out there.

How do we know?

The cosplays? 🔥 Immaculate.
The fan art? 📜 Endless.
The memes? 😂 Absolute gold.
The thirst for literally every character? …yeah, we see you.

💡 Fact: If a character has been on screen for more than 0.5 seconds, someone already has a cosplay, fan art, and a 30-page deep dive into their psychological trauma.

And that’s the beauty of this fandom. It’s creative, passionate, and everywhere.

Which is exactly why Millennium FANDOM BAR is THE place to bring it all to life.

🍻 Experience Hazbin Hotel in Real Life at Millennium FANDOM BAR!

👀 You’ve watched the show. You’ve seen the memes. Now it’s time to step inside the madness.

On Saturday, March 1st, we’re cranking the Hazbin/Helluva chaos up to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE with our biggest party yet—and you don’t want to miss it.

🔥 WHAT TO EXPECT:
✔️ Mind-blowing cosplays (You WILL see your favorite characters in the flesh.)
✔️ Themed drinks (Sinful, sassy, and probably 100% regrettable.)
✔️ Music straight from Hell (The best bangers from Hazbin, Helluva, and beyond.)
✔️ Demonic vibes and absolute chaos.
✔️ NO COVER. JUST VIBES.

⚠️ WARNING: This is NOT just another Saturday night.
This is a full-scale, no-holds-barred, sinfully good time.

💀 COME AS A SINNER, A SAINT, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN.

Cosplay or not, LET’S FANDOM.

Captain's Blog, Stardate 022025.26: So You’ve Been Sent to Hell… Now What? A Beginner’s Guide to Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss